Eric Haines
Comedian, One Man Band, Comedy Juggler, Stilt Walker
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Comedy Juggler Eric Haines lights up the stage with juggling and variety acts for any audience.

 

"Yours is a very clever show with some very fresh material that keeps the kids giggling and the adults laughing throughout. I highly recommend your show to any other who is looking to book you as a part of their event." - Laurie Rose, Cultural Arts Manager, City of Auburn

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Feb. 2010

"To Whom It May Concern,   The kindergarten through sixth grade students at Jefferson Elementary recently enjoyed an assembly by Eric Haines.  Both the staff and the students agreed that this was one of the best assemblies that we have had.  Eric is multi talented!  He juggled, walked and danced on stilts, rode a unicycle, sang, played instruments, and threw in a huge amount of comedy sketches throughout the assembly.   Eric kept every member of the audience entertained!  I saw students as young as five and as old as twelve laughing and having a great time.  As for the staff, many had tears rolling down their cheeks at laughing so hard.  In fact, after the assembly, one staff member approached me and said, “You have to cancel any other assemblies that you have booked and bring in Eric Haines each time!”

Shelly Flaig, Reading and Assessment Coordinator, Jefferson Elementary, Mount Vernon, WA

 

Oct.  2007 We recently booked Eric Haines and he was awesome! -Jeannette Sieler, Recreation Supervisor City of Lacey Parks & Recreation  PO Box 3400 Lacey WA 98509-3400  (Contact number available upon request) 

 

June 1, 2009  To Whom It May Concern:

Eric Haines has performed for the Mason County Transition Conference in Shelton, Washington for the last two years. The target audience is 14-21-year-old transition students from the local schools. Eric’s ability to entertain and hold the interest of this audience has been outstanding. The focus of the conference is vocational goals and life after high school. Additionally, Eric presented the closing wrap up to the students. Eric developed a special presentation that tied the program together by using his own career experiences as examples of what it takes to be successful in life as well as on the job.

Several of the students made it clear that they want to see Eric perform again. We definitely plan on asking Eric back next year. Although the target audience is young, there were several adults in attendance who commented on how much they enjoyed Eric’s presentation/performance. The Mason County Transition Conference Planning Committee found working with Eric to be a smooth process.

We would not hesitate to recommend Eric for any event, as his appeal is universal.

Sincerely, Chris Abel Committee Member  MC Transition Conference Planning Committee 

 

 

July 19th 2007

Dear Eric: Thank you for very much for putting on such a great performance! It was a perfect kick-off to our 2007 Kids SummerStage series.

Both of the times you’ve performed here in Auburn, I receive instant feedback from people literally gushing about how much fun your show is  and how good a performer you are. Before we booked you the first time I asked for insight from colleagues from around the Puget Sound region and they all replied with same enthusiasm.

And I agree! Yours is a very clever show with some very fresh material that keeps the kids giggling and the adults laughing throughout. I highly recommend your show to any other who is looking to book you as a part of their event.

Thank you, Laurie Rose, Cultural Arts Manager, City of Auburn (Contact number available upon request) 

 

 

Dear Eric,       April 9th, 2007

I want to take a brief moment to thank you for your brilliant inspirational and comic presentation at WorkSource Grays Harbor’s 4th annual Transition Conference.

Your highly skilled talent of choreographed musical and physical coordination fed into the hands of your special audience. Your skills allowed the audience to feel comfortable interacting with your presentation, while absorbing your subtle messages about everyone’s opportunity to break the disability envelope.

On behalf of WorkSource and our partners, thank you for enlightening our transition Conference.

Sincerely, Ron Schmidt, Co-Manager WorkSource Grays Harbor and Pacific Counties (Contact number available upon request)  December 8, 2006

 

 

 Awesome!!!  We most likely will hire him for 2006...lots of great comments....working on the sponsor now!  Cory, Walla Walla Fair    2005 (Contact number available upon request) 

 

 

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Enjoy great comedy juggling, a six foot unicycle routine, marionettes, original comedy and one man band songs, and a grand finale song and dance by the ten foot tall cowboy.

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May 10th, 2007

Dear Mr. Haines:   The show that you presented to our Deer Park High School students today was outstanding.  We have done many presentations here, but you are one of few that held the students interest the entire time, and included the crowd in a very positive manner.    You have a great talent and please keep entertaining our young people.  They need your positive influence and talent in their lives!   Linda Davis Student Advisor Deer Park High School (Contact number available upon request) 

 

-“A great performer. Children were very enthusiastic. I was glad recess followed!”

-“It was good! Exciting! Daring! Worthwhile!”

-“A quality program- well presented-enthusiastic- something the children can practice as well. Eric did a superb job! Thank you!”

                 Mt. Jumbo and Sussex schools, Missoula, MT

 

 -“The program was the best we’ve seen this year. Totally entertaining as well as informative, Eric did a super job.”

-“They thought it was a wonderful program. My students were in awe. They are all trying to juggle now.”

                 Gardiner school, Gardiner, MT

 

 -“Captivating!!!”

-“This is the best program I’ve seen at this school in the 20 years I’ve been here. And I’m hard to please.”

-“The program was great. We really enjoyed it. The youngsters all want you to come back again.”

                 Morrison Elementary, Troy, MT

 

 -“The children thought the program was fantastic! They loved it and were impressed with the unicycle act as well as all the juggling feats. Thumbs up for Eric!”

                 Ophir School, Gallatin Gateway, MT

July 19th 2007

Dear Eric:

Thank you for very much for putting on such a great performance! It was a perfect kick-off to our 2007 Kids SummerStage series.

Both of the times you’ve performed here in Auburn, I receive instant feedback from people literally gushing about how much fun your show is  and how good a performer you are. Before we booked you the first time I asked for insight from colleagues from around the Puget Sound region and they all replied with same enthusiasm.

And I agree! Yours is a very clever show with some very fresh material that keeps the kids giggling and the adults laughing throughout. I highly recommend your show to any other who is looking to book you as a part of their event.

Thank you, Laurie Rose, Cultural Arts Manager, City of Auburn (Contact number available upon request)

 

April 10th, 2007 Grays Harbor County Public Health and Social Services Department

Dear Eric,

Thank you so much for acting as our Keynote Speaker for our fourth annual Transition Conference held on Thursday, March 29, 2007 at Grays Harbor College Aberdeen, Washington. The Transition students & staff plus the members of the Transition Council enjoyed your presentation very much. When I saw the students almost falling off their chairs with laughter I knew that you were a hit. The students and the teachers raved about your show for days after the conference! Your act was very appropriate for the students and the way you gave them encouragement as you did in your act was fitting.

We look forward to seeing you again!

Thank you! Sincerely, Patti Lignoski, DD Program Specialist, Grays Harbor County Public Health and Social Services Department & Representative of Grays Harbor Transition Council   (Contact number available upon request)

 

 -“My class loved the performance and so did I. He was a wonderful entertainer. My class talked about him all day. I was very impressed!”

                 Cold Springs School, Cold Springs, MT

 

 -“We all loved it! He is super in front of people. Awesome job!”

                 Whitehall Elementary, Whitehall, MT

 

 -“ I liked the messages; To do something well requires practice! Be creative… think of new ways to do things. Not all, but most students pick up messages- usable in future teaching. Students were very involved throughout the program!”

                 Lowell School, Missoula, MT

 

 -“It was great- the students loved him- so did I!”

                 Russell School, Missoula, MT

 

 -“I thought this was an excellent program with an excellent presentation. Eric did a fine job of demonstrating, entertaining and holding the audience captive.”

-“Both my students and I thoroughly enjoyed the program. His acts were amazing and he was entertaining and interesting. My students also learned a great deal. I liked how he emphasized that trying anything was most important and practice makes perfect.

 

More Referrals

 

Our group of licensed foster parents was fortunate to have Eric Haines perform for us at our annual recognition banquet. Eric engaged the audience from the moment he was introduced until he closed his act.  Using humor, juggling, puppetry and song he furnished many laughs and still conveyed an inspirational message.   He was able to tailor his material to the audience, hold their attention and leave them feeling good.  He will be a hard act to follow when we book the entertainment next year.

Bruce Thomas, Area Administrator, Children's Services  (Contact number available upon request)

 

  "Eric Haines opened the 6th Annual Comedy Benefit fundraiser with creativity, laughter and sheer craziness.  His act kept the audience involved and on their toes. His professionalism was wonderful! " -- Bridget Branson,  Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Oregon

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Eric Haines is a multi-talented performer with talents as a comedian, one man band, juggler, unicyclist and marionette puppeteer. His show emphasizes the concepts of trying new things without fear, creative problem solving and the rewards of constant practice. 

Haines has over twenty years experience as an all-around entertainer, working professionally in the fields of comedy, theater, children’s theater, school assembly programs, school workshops and  corporate entertainment.

Video: Unicycle routine from the Circus Of Dreams

Library show, 2 minute video. (from a 45 minute show)

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Eric Haines lives in  Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist.

 

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