Eric Haines
Comedian, One Man Band, Comedy Juggler, Stilt Walker
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All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.






Jan. 19-23 The Great Mr. Swindle’s Traveling Pecularium

Englewood Florida

I’ll be playing my part in the Dr. Elixir Medicine Show part– Dr. Elixir’s Drink-Ory Garden.


Jan. 26 7pm “Winter Whimsey” Comedy show with Matt Baker and Steve Hamilton, Fred Meitzer Theater, Redmond, WA


Mar. 10 6pm Comedy Show Cloverleaf Bremerton

Mar. 14-31 Unavailable


April 1-4 Unavailable

April 17-21 Unavailable


May 24-28 Unavailable


June 23 10am-7pm IAM Festival Evergreen State Fairgrounds

June 24-31 Unavailable


July 1-3 Unavailable

July 4 (Pending, Fort Lewis, Tukwila)

July 10  10:30am Hoodsport Timberland Library

July 19-22 Whidbey Island Fair

July 31 Randle Library 2pm


Aug. 1-2 Thurston County Fair

Aug. 3-12 Clark County Fair

Aug.  14-18 Grant County Fair

Aug. 23-31 Evergreen State Fair


Sept. 1-3 Evergreen State Fair


(Sept. 6-9 Pending, Chelan County Fair, have first rights to the date) (or Madeira district fair) (or 14-16 Pomoroy)


(Sept 13-24 Pending, WA State Fair has first rights to the date)


(Oct. 4-15 Pending, Big Fresno Fair has first rights to the date)


Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6-10am One man band and stilt walking




Feb 3rd 7pm Cloverleaf Bremerton,  WA

Feb. 4th 6 pm Cloverleaf Bremerton, WA

Feb. 15th Private Party 2pm Puyallup WA


Mar 11 7pm Whitehorse, Kingston WA

Mar. 25 2pm Crossroads Mall Center Stage, Bellevue event

Mar. 29-April 17 IX Indoor Amusement Park Cleveland, OH


April 1-17 IX Indoor Amusement Park Cleveland, OH

April 19th 2pm School Assembly program, Mount Vernon

April 22 Earth Day Sammammish Parks 10:00 am-1pm, next to Sammammish City Hall.

April 22 Bremerton Mobster Mikes, Comedy Show 9pm

April  29 Private Party Tacoma WA

April 30 Private party, 1pm, Bellevue WA


May 8-11 Unavailable

May 18-21 Glenn County Fair, Orland, CA

May 27-29 Virginia City MT


June 9  Comedy show, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 7pm

June 10 Federal Way Library 11:30 am

June 18-31 Unavailable


July1-July 3 Unavailable

July 4  Fort Lewis, Freedom Fest WA Noon-5pm

July 4  Tukwila, Fort Dent Park 7-9pm

July 6 North Mason Library 11am

July 8 Anacortes kids day noon 1:30 3pm

July 11 Noon, Shoreline Richmond Beach Saltwater Park

July 12 Evening, King County Fair

July 13 11am Tenino Library

July 13  King County Fair

July 14-16 King County Fair, Enumclaw WA

July 19 Montesano Library 10:30 am

July 20-23 Whidbey Island Fair, Langley, WA

July 26-29 Sublette County Fair, Big Piney WY


Aug. 1 6:30pm Lacey City Park outside

Aug 2  4-6:30 Homeless benefit Federal Way, Dumas Bay Centre Park, 3200 SW Dash Point Road, Federal Way WA

Aug 4-13 Clark County Fair

Aug. 15-19 Grant County Fair, Moses Lake WA

Aug. 21 Bright Horizons a.m. three shows

Aug 22 Bright Horizons

Aug. 24-Sept 4 Evergreen State Fair, Monroe WA


Sept 7-10 Chelan County Fair

Sept. 13-18 WA State Fair, Puyallup

Sept. 20-24 WA State Fair, Puyallup

Sept. 26  Washington Family Entertainment Showcase at the Lacey Community Center 


Oct. 4-15  Big Fresno Fair

Oct. 19-21 WSFA convention, Vancouver WA

Oct. 26 Kirkland Performing Arts Center charity fund-raiser with Trevor and Lorena magic duo, Bill Robison, physical comedian

Oct. 28 Private Party Sequim WA

Oct. 29 Gold Creek Church Carnival Lake Stevens WA


Nov. 11 6pm Comedy show, Cloverleaf Bremerton

Nov. 16 KISW Seattle Live show

Nov. 17 Noon Youth Show/ Talent Showcase

Nov. 18 Kingston Cove Yacht Club comedy night

Nov 22 8am Seatac

Nov. 25-27 IAFE

Nov 28 7pm Clearwater Casino, comedy show


Dec. 2  Historic Downtown Chelan Association holiday celebration, Chelan WA afternoon

Dec. 8 Coos Bay OR corporate Christmas party


Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6-10am One man band, stilts



Jan. 9th 4:30 pm, private party, Bellevue WA

Jan. 14-16, OFA, Salem OR

March 11 School Assembly Programs, Timberland Library Read Aloud

2pm, Raymond Elementary School, 1016 Commercial St Raymond, WA
6pm Chauncey Davis Elementary School 500 1st St, South Bend, WA

March 18 6:30pm Si View Community Center, North Bend WA

March 19th, 6pm Comedy Show, Cloverleaf Bremerton

April 22nd and 23rd Seven Feathers Casino and Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville, OR 97417

May 21 Noon-2pm OMB Sammamish Big Rock Park grand opening

May  26 Chief Leschi School, assembly, 8:45 am Puyallup WA

May 28, 29 Virginia City Montana, Stilts, one man band, juggling,  shows, around Virginia City and Nevada City.

June 18 Saturday,  2-5pm Burien Strawberry Festival, Ringmaster, Pirate, OMB

June 24-26 Norfolk Virginia Bayou Boogaloo /one man band

July 4  Fort Lewis, WA Noon-5pm

July 4  Tukwila 7-9pm

July 7 10:30 AM - Main Library, 1102 Tacoma Avenue South

July 7  3 PM - South Tacoma Library

July 8 Tacoma Libraries11 AM Wheelock Library 3722 North 26th Street

July 9 Mercer Island Luther Burbank Park, 3pm show, roving 4:15

July 10 Mill Creek Festival roving one man band 1-3pm

July 12 Bremerton Library, Sylvan Way, 11 am

July 13 King County Fair event 7:30-8:30 roving

July 14-17 King County Fair, Enumclaw WA

July 22 Cinema Under the Stars, Everett, WA

July 26 Unavailable 2pm– midnight for mandatory Weird Al concert.

July 27 Port Orchard Library, assembly show 11 am

July 28 10 am Immanuel Day Care, Tacoma WA

July 29 Cloverleaf, Bremerton 7 and 9pm comedy shows

August 4-7  Whidbey Island Area Fair

August 9 10am and 11am Bright Horizons Bothell

August 10-14 Grays Harbor Fair

Aug. 12  6:30 Fircrest Fun Days

Aug. 16-20  Grant County Fair Moses Lake WA

Aug. 25-31 Evergreen State Fair Monroe WA 11-5 every day

Sept. 1-5    Evergreen State Fair, Monroe, WA 11-5 every day

Sept. 8-11  Chelan County Fair

Sept. 14-17  Adams County Fair Othello WA

Sept. 24 Buskers in the Burg, Ellensburg, WA

Oct. 1 Scarecrow Festival, Gig Harbor WA Sehmel Park 11-4pm

Oct. 2 Salmon Days Noon and 4pm

Oct. 5-16 Big Fresno Fair, Fresno, CA

Oct. 20 4:30 and 7pm Kirkland Performing Arts Center

With magicians Trevor and Lorena, and physical comedian Bill Robison

Oct. 21-22 OFA, Albany OR

Oct. 27-29 WSFA, Hilton, Vancouver WA

Nov. 8  7 pm Comedy show, Tuesday Suquamish Clearwater Casino

Nov. 10 Showcase at 8:10 pm for RMAF, Spokane WA

Nov. 9-12 Rocky Mountain Association of Fairs convention, Spokane

Nov. 26 7pm Comedy fundraiser for Toys for Tots, Mccormick Woods, Port Orchard, WA

Dec. 3 Private corporate party, Seattle WA

Dec. 9    Private Corporate Christmas Party Coos Bay Oregon

Dec. 10 Private corporate Christmas party Tacoma, WA

Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6-10am One man band and stilt walking

Dec. 17th Private Party in Tacoma





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Eric Haines lives in  Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist. calendar, picture of rocket man. Original art by Eric Haines, design and graphic copyright Eric Haines 2010.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Thumbnail of picture for Jan. 25th Comedy and Variety show at Secondstory Repertory Theater in Redmond, WA, 9 pm. Hyperlink to the Secondstory Repertory Theater website.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Toy Soldier stilt walker Eric Haines
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