Eric Haines
Comedian, One Man Band, Comedy Juggler, Stilt Walker
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All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.






Jan. 19-23 The Great Mr. Swindle’s Traveling Pecularium

Englewood Florida

I’ll be playing my part in the Dr. Elixir Medicine Show part– Dr. Elixir’s Drink-Ory Garden.


Jan. 26 7pm “Winter Whimsey” Comedy show with Matt Baker and Steve Hamilton, Fred Meitzer Theater, Redmond, WA


Feb 16 Private party, rehearsal dinner, Seattle


Mar. 10 6pm Comedy Show Cloverleaf Bremerton

Mar. 14-31 Unavailable (Travel to Europe)


April 1-4 Unavailable (Travel to Europe)

April 17-21 Unavailable (Travel to Disneyland)


May 4 Make-A-Wish, Seattle Childrens, noon

May 4 Edmonds Rotary 8pm

May 19 Semiahmoo Resort Comedy Show 7pm Bellingham

May 24-28 Unavailable

May 31 School Carnival, Olympic View Middle School 5:30-8 pm


June 12  Bright Horizons Kirkland 3:30 pm

June 16-18 unavailable (High School graduation for my kids)

June 19 Bright Horizons U Village 10am

June 20 Redmond Senior Center 11:30 am

June 22 Yakima Valley Libraries

11am & 4pm @ West Valley Community Library

223 S. 72nd Ave, Yakima, WA 98908

June 23 10am-7pm IAM Festival Evergreen State Fairgrounds

June 24-31 Unavailable


July 1-2 Unavailable

July 4 Fort Lewis11-3pm , Tukwila

July 7 Federal Way Farmer’s Market Stilts at 9:15, 10:30 and 11:45, Comedy stage show at 1pm

July 10  10:30am Hoodsport Timberland Library

July 11 11 am Ocean Park Library, Long Beach peninsula

July 11 2 pm Nasalle Library

July 12 Bright Horizons, 3 shows 9:30 10:30 11:30 am

July 13 Yakima Valley Libraries

11am @ Southeast Community Center & Library

1211 S. 7th St, Yakima, WA 98901

4pm @ Moxee Community Library

255 W. Seattle Ave, Moxee, WA 98936

July 19-22 Whidbey Island Fair

July 24 Spring Street Bright Horizons 10 am

July 25 Primrose school Bright Horizons 10:30 am

July 29 Private Circus theme event, Seattle

July 31 Randle Library 2pm


Aug. 1-2 Thurston County Fair

Aug. 3-12 Clark County Fair

Aug.  14-18 Grant County Fair

Aug. 23-31 Evergreen State Fair


Sept. 1-3 Evergreen State Fair

Sept. 19-23 Fountain Stage at WA State Fair 3 times per day

Sept 27 Private corporate event downtown Seattle


Oct 5 Oct. 6 Scarecrow Festival Gig Harbor WA

Oct 18 – 20 WSFA convention, Hilton, Vancouver WA

Oct 25 4:30 and 7 PM Kirkland Performing Arts Center show With Roberto the Magnificent, Bill Robison

Oct 26  Mill Creek Gold Creek Church carnival 5:30-8:30

Oct 27 White Center Teen Program Annual Halloween Carnival 3:45 pm stage show

Oct 28 Lake Stevens Gold Creek Church carnival 4-6pm


Nov. 19 Unavailable noon-6pm

Nov 25-28, 2018 IAFE convention

Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center San Antonio, Texas


Dec 1  Flying Heritage & Combat Armor Museum

Tanks Giving event, 10am—3pm

Dec. 7 (Pending, Private Party)

Dec. 8 Historic Downtown Chelan noon-5pm

Dec.14 Private event, Coos Bay OR

Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6 am-2 pm One man band and stilt walking


Dec. 28 2pm Graham Library, Graham WA




Jan 10-20 (Possible in FLA)

Jan. 30-Feb. 10 (Possible in FLA)

Jan 20-23 (Possible) WFA convention Reno NV

Feb 20-26 (Possible in FLA)


Feb 16 Ravenna 11am

Feb 26 7pm Comedy show, Clearwater Casino, Suquamish, WA


April 9-28 Branson, MO Silver Dollar City (Gazebo, 3 shows per day and a little bit of roving one man band.)


July 18-21 (Pending contract)  Whidbey Island Fair


Aug. 2-11 (Pending contract)  Clark County Fair

Aug. 21 (Possible) Pacific County Fair

Aug. 23-31 (Pending contract)  Evergreen State Fair


Sept. 1-3 (Pending contract)  Evergreen State Fair

Sept. 5-8 (Possible) Okanogan County Fair


Sept. 5-23 (Possible, first right of refusal, WA State Fair.)


Oct 24-26 WSFA convention, Spokane, WA


Dec. 16-24  (Pending contract)  Seatac Airport 6 am-2 pm One man band and stilt walking





Feb 3rd 7pm Cloverleaf Bremerton,  WA

Feb. 4th 6 pm Cloverleaf Bremerton, WA

Feb. 15th Private Party 2pm Puyallup WA

Mar 11 7pm Whitehorse, Kingston WA

Mar. 25 2pm Crossroads Mall Center Stage, Bellevue event

Mar. 29-April 17 IX Indoor Amusement Park Cleveland, OH

April 1-17 IX Indoor Amusement Park Cleveland, OH

April 19th 2pm School Assembly program, Mount Vernon

April 22 Earth Day Sammammish Parks 10:00 am-1pm, next to Sammammish City Hall.

April 22 Bremerton Mobster Mikes, Comedy Show 9pm

April  29 Private Party Tacoma WA

April 30 Private party, 1pm, Bellevue WA

May 8-11 Unavailable

May 18-21 Glenn County Fair, Orland, CA

May 27-29 Virginia City MT

June 9  Comedy show, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 7pm

June 10 Federal Way Library 11:30 am

June 18-31 Unavailable

July1-July 3 Unavailable

July 4  Fort Lewis, Freedom Fest WA Noon-5pm

July 4  Tukwila, Fort Dent Park 7-9pm

July 6 North Mason Library 11am

July 8 Anacortes kids day noon 1:30 3pm

July 11 Noon, Shoreline Richmond Beach Saltwater Park

July 12 Evening, King County Fair

July 13 11am Tenino Library

July 13  King County Fair

July 14-16 King County Fair, Enumclaw WA

July 19 Montesano Library 10:30 am

July 20-23 Whidbey Island Fair, Langley, WA

July 26-29 Sublette County Fair, Big Piney WY

Aug. 1 6:30pm Lacey City Park outside

Aug 2  4-6:30 Homeless benefit Federal Way, Dumas Bay Centre Park, 3200 SW Dash Point Road, Federal Way WA

Aug 4-13 Clark County Fair

Aug. 15-19 Grant County Fair, Moses Lake WA

Aug. 21 Bright Horizons a.m. three shows

Aug 22 Bright Horizons

Aug. 24-Sept 4 Evergreen State Fair, Monroe WA

Sept 7-10 Chelan County Fair

Sept. 13-18 WA State Fair, Puyallup

Sept. 20-24 WA State Fair, Puyallup

Sept. 26  Washington Family Entertainment Showcase at the Lacey Community Center 

Oct. 4-15  Big Fresno Fair

Oct. 19-21 WSFA convention, Vancouver WA

Oct. 26 Kirkland Performing Arts Center charity fund-raiser with Trevor and Lorena magic duo, Bill Robison, physical comedian

Oct. 28 Private Party Sequim WA

Oct. 29 Gold Creek Church Carnival Lake Stevens WA

Nov. 11 6pm Comedy show, Cloverleaf Bremerton

Nov. 16 KISW Seattle Live show

Nov. 17 Noon Youth Show/ Talent Showcase

Nov. 18 Kingston Cove Yacht Club comedy night

Nov 22 8am Seatac

Nov. 25-27 IAFE

Nov 28 7pm Clearwater Casino, comedy show

Dec. 2  Historic Downtown Chelan Association holiday celebration, Chelan WA afternoon

Dec. 8 Coos Bay OR corporate Christmas party

Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6-10am One man band, stilts



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Eric Haines lives in  Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist. calendar, picture of rocket man. Original art by Eric Haines, design and graphic copyright Eric Haines 2010.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Thumbnail of picture for Jan. 25th Comedy and Variety show at Secondstory Repertory Theater in Redmond, WA, 9 pm. Hyperlink to the Secondstory Repertory Theater website.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Toy Soldier stilt walker Eric Haines
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