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Comedian Eric Haines |
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Comedy, juggling, music and variety for short attention spans. |
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Please click your refresh button to see recent changes! All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.
For audiences of adults, I have Eric Haines Comedy Spectacular, my comedy stage show, which can be embellished with Fake Motivational Speaking ( Click the link and scroll down) The Comedy Mayhem Tour features multiple variety comedians.
For family-friendly or all ages events, I have Eric Haines Comedy Mayhem Juggling Show which is perfect for School Assemblies , fairs and festivals. I also act as an Emcee for a festival stage.
For all events I provide Roving entertainment as a Ten Foot Tall Stilt Character , One Man Band,, Juggling medieval Jester, Rocket Man, or juggling tricks.
For WA fair and festival bookings, please contact Craig Cooke at Pacific Rim Talent. _________________ |
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"Tis the season for Christmas shows, customizable with holiday content! One foggy Christmas Eve, a Bing Crosby Christmas special crashed into a Circus side show and Dr. Demento put the pieces back together. Out popped an original Christmas comedy show for corporate clients by comedian Eric Haines. All of the comedy, all of the variety, all wrapped up in Christmas paper! |
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Thanks to all of the people who had me as their entertainment for Christmas parties in 2009. From family shows for Breakfast with Santa to entertaining adult company Christmas parties, I had a great time performing for all of you. Please recommend me to your friends and neighbors for next year, and have a fantastic Christmas and New Year!
Eric |
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2010 Calendar This calendar was last updated 8/ 2010 Please call for availability.
Jan. 8 2010 Rolling Hills Casino, 2655 Barham Ave, Corning, CA 96021 US (530) 528-3500 8:30pm
Jan. 9 2010 Bantam Cellars, Plymouth CA
Jan. 16th Comedy show, Wagon Wheel, Malott, WA
Jan. 22-23 2010 Comedy shows, Bluz at the Bend, Uncle D's Comedy Underground, Spokane WA 8 pm
Jan. 29 2010 Comedy Juggling/ School Assembly, Jefferson Elementary School MT Vernon, WA
Feb. 6th Pacific Rim Supper club. This is a must-see event that includes dinner, comedy and music as a fund-raiser for Sunnyside Preschool & Kindergarten Marysville, WA. This is a fantastic evening of music and comedy, with multi-talented comedian Eric Haines, and show band Tony LaStella & The Goombahs , "Sinatra favorites are intermixed with the music of top Italian American artists (Tony Bennett, Bobby Darin, Dean Martin, Louis Prima and more) bringing you swinging hits & pop songs from the Rat-Pack Era." Please call 1-800-35-6118 or visit http://www.ica-records.com for tickets.
Feb. 13th Private/ corporate event Spokane, WA
Feb. 24th Comedy Juggling show, Boy scout event, Woodridge Elem. Bellevue, WA
March 3rd Comedy/ Private event for Washington State University Road Builders Conference
March 6th 2 Comedy Fundraisers, benefitting Olympic High School , Cloverleaf Pizza 6 and 9 pm
March 12th Comedy Fundraiser for Bremerton Symphony, 7 pm
March 18th Comedy Show, Hot Iron Grill, 7 pm
April 10th Comedy show Okanogan Eagles 8:30pm
April 25th, 2010 Washington State Apple Blossom Festival 11:00am to 4:00 pm, roving, shows and mc.
May 1st, 2010 Washington State Apple Blossom Festival Parade 9 a.m. to 11:00 am- stilt walking
May 6th Mason County Transition Conference in Shelton, WA. , keynote speaker
May 15th 2010 Armed Forces Day- Fort Lewis, WA Roving Noon-6pm
May 20th Comedy Fundraiser for Randy Werner 7 pmGolden Steer Steak 'n Rib House Kent, WAMay 22nd Private, corporate event 7-8 pm Chelan, WA
May 27th Comedy Show, 90 minute solo show, Winners Inn, Winnemucca NV
May 28,29, 30, Runamucca Motorcycle Rally Juggling shows, stilt walking, roving (Picture gallery Runamucca 2010)
June 4th 2 Comedy Fundraisers Cloverleaf Pizza 7 & 9 pm
June 6th Comedy Juggling show, Edmonds Waterfront Festival 4:30 pm 336 Admiral Way, Edmonds, WA 98020
June 18th-21st Unavailable
June 22nd Private/ corporate event 7-8 pm, Seattle, WA
June 27- July 2 Unavailable
July 4th 12:30-2:30 Everett 4th of July parade, stilt walking as Uncle Sam
July 4th 5-9 pm Tukwila's Family Forth at the Fort, Roving and juggling shows
July 17th Mill Creek Festival, 2pm, Stilt walking, show
July 18th Jubilee Days (Seafair) White Center Parade as pirate 10 am, show at 1 pm. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- July 23rd Kenyon Hall , 7 pm Big Comedy/ Variety show!
The Acts: Eric Haines www.comedyrocket.com, Matt Baker www.differentmothers.com, Steve the Pretty Good www.prettygoodmagic.com, and The Bottom Line Duo www.bottomlineduo.com.
Reserved table seats are $14. Row seats are $12 general and $10 seniors/students, or $10 general and $8 seniors/students with a reservation. Youngsters 18 and under pay nothing. To make a reservation, e-mail kenyonhall@earthlink.net. You’ll receive a return e-mail confirming your reservation. We accept cash and checks at the door. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
July 29th Noon juggling show, "High Seas Adventure", VBS at Advent Lutheran Church Noon
Aug. 7th Comedy Show, 7 pm Lukes Barbecue, 3998 Highway Drive, Loon Lake, WA 99148 (509) 233-9114 (North of Spokane)
Aug. 14th Comedy Juggling show 1-2 pm, hosting and stilt walking the rest of the day. Fircrest Fun Days, Fircrest Park, 555 Contra Costa, Fircrest WA, 98466.
Aug. 15th Taste of Edmonds, roving ten foot tall cowboy,1-3pm
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"I have put on many events featuring great entertainment. I must say that Eric's show made me laugh out loud (I never do that!) throughout the whole show. It was highly entertaining and engaged the audience in every act. My attendees also raved about the show as much as I did. I can't wait to have him back!"
Cindy Brengman Sunnyside Preschool & Kindergarten Fund-raiser Petosa Events 425-334-6563 |
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Aug 18 Comedy show 7 Cedars Casino, Sequim, WA
Aug 19-22 Island County Fair roving 11:30-5 each day, 11 to 3 on Sun. Aug. 19th Midway stage juggling show 4:15
Aug. 26- 31 Evergreen State Fair roving noon to 5, 11-4 on Saturdays, Sundays
Sept. 1-6 Evergreen State Fair roving noon to 5, 11-4 on Saturdays, Sundays, and Monday, Sept 6
Sept. 10th Private/ Wedding party (pending)
Sept. 11th Northgate Festival, noon to 1 pm Comedy juggling/variety show
Sept. 12th "Grandparents Day" Fundraiser for Valley Meals on Wheels, Spokane, WA details TBA
Sept. 17th Comedy show and filming, Logan, UT details TBA
Sept. 18th Comedy show Twin Falls, ID Details TBA
Sept. 23rd Comedy Juggling show for Boy Scouts
Sept. 24- Oct. 2nd Unavailable
Oct. 9-10 Circus of Dreams, a benefit for Children's Hospital. Details TBA
Oct. 15th-16th Comedy shows, Bluz at the Bend, Uncle D's Comedy Underground, Spokane WA 8 pm
Dec. 10th Private/ corporate event, OR, Juggling show and stilt walking
Dec. 19th Christmas show for Nile Shrine 1:15 in the afternoon
2011 shows
May 1st, 2011 Washington State Apple Blossom Festival 11:00am to 4:00 pm, roving, shows and mc.
June 3rd 2011 Comedy show Pentictin Eagles, Pentictin, BC
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That's me on the cover of the 2010 Island County Fair Guide, in the Jester outfit. |