Eric Haines
Comedian, One Man Band, Comedy Juggler, Stilt Walker
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All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.






Feb 16 Ravenna , Mount Baker Community Center 11am

Feb 26 8pm Comedy show, Clearwater Casino, Suquamish, WA


Mar 2 8pm Comedy Show, Pepperjacks, Grand Coulee WA

Mar 9 Math Olympiad show, Shoreline WA


April 9-28 Branson, MO Silver Dollar City

I’m on the Gazebo stage for 3 stage shows per day and a little bit of roving one man band.


May 24-27 Unavailable


June 6 4:30 and 7 pm shows, Kirkland Performing Arts Center

June 21-July 2 Unavailable


July 4 Fort Lewis11-3pm

July 8 Bright Horizons Spring Street 10am

July 11 Bright Horizons Bothell 9:30 10:30 11:30

July 16 noon Marysville Parks Summer Children’s Concerts

July 16 3:30 pm Bright Horizons Kirkland

July 17 1:30 San Juan Island library

July 18-21 Whidbey Island Fair

July 24-29 Ohio State Fair, Columbus Ohio

July 31, Aug.1 Thurston County Fair


Aug. 2-11 Clark County Fair

Aug. 17 Celebrate Shoreline Festival noon-5pm

Aug. 22-31 Evergreen State Fair


Sept. 1-2 Evergreen State Fair

Sept. 21 Flying Heritage & Combat Armor Museum

Tanktoberfest event, noon-6pm

Sept 24-27 Unavailable

Sept. 28 Auburn Ave Theater 2pm


Oct 2-14 Big Fresno Fair, Fresno CA. Museum stage for 3 sets, and roving for 1 set.

October 19 Evans Variety Show

Oct. 20 11am– 1:30pm Volunteer Park Trust’s

Halloween Pet Parade one man band

Oct 24-26 WSFA convention, Spokane, WA


Nov. 28 Thanksgiving


Dec. 1-4 IAFE convention, San Antonio TX

Dec. 13 Private corporate party, Coos Bay Oregon

(Dec 14 possible Christmas Party in

Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6 am-2 pm One man band and stilt walking  

Dec. 25 Christmas!



Jan 20-23 WFA convention Reno NV




Jan. 19-23 The Great Mr. Swindle’s Traveling Pecularium

Englewood Florida

I’ll be playing my part in the Dr. Elixir Medicine Show part– Dr. Elixir’s Drink-Ory Garden.


Jan. 26 7pm “Winter Whimsey” Comedy show with Matt Baker and Steve Hamilton, Fred Meitzer Theater, Redmond, WA


Feb 16 Private party, rehearsal dinner, Seattle


Mar. 10 6pm Comedy Show Cloverleaf Bremerton

Mar. 14-31 Unavailable (Travel to Europe)


April 1-4 Unavailable (Travel to Europe)

April 17-21 Unavailable (Travel to Disneyland)


May 4 Make-A-Wish, Seattle Childrens, noon

May 4 Edmonds Rotary 8pm

May 19 Semiahmoo Resort Comedy Show 7pm Bellingham

May 24-28 Unavailable

May 31 School Carnival, Olympic View Middle School 5:30-8 pm


June 12  Bright Horizons Kirkland 3:30 pm

June 16-18 unavailable (High School graduation for my kids)

June 19 Bright Horizons U Village 10am

June 20 Redmond Senior Center 11:30 am

June 22 Yakima Valley Libraries

11am & 4pm @ West Valley Community Library

223 S. 72nd Ave, Yakima, WA 98908

June 23 10am-7pm IAM Festival Evergreen State Fairgrounds

June 24-July 2 Unavailable

July 4 Fort Lewis11-3pm , Tukwila

July 7 Federal Way Farmer’s Market Stilts at 9:15, 10:30 and 11:45, Comedy stage show at 1pm

July 10  10:30am Hoodsport Timberland Library

July 11 11 am Ocean Park Library, Long Beach peninsula

July 11 2 pm Nasalle Library

July 12 Bright Horizons, 3 shows 9:30 10:30 11:30 am

July 13 Yakima Valley Libraries

11am @ Southeast Community Center & Library

4pm @ Moxee Community Library

July 19-22 Whidbey Island Fair

July 24 Spring Street Bright Horizons 10 am

July 25 Primrose school Bright Horizons 10:30 am

July 29 Private Circus theme event, Seattle

July 31 Randle Library 2pm


Aug. 1-2 Thurston County Fair

Aug. 3-12 Clark County Fair

Aug.  14-18 Grant County Fair

Aug. 23-31 Evergreen State Fair


Sept. 1-3 Evergreen State Fair

Sept. 19-23 Fountain Stage at WA State Fair 3 per day

Sept 27 Private corporate event downtown Seattle


Oct 5 Oct. 6 Scarecrow Festival Gig Harbor WA

Oct 18 – 20 WSFA convention, Hilton, Vancouver WA

Oct 25 4:30 and 7 PM Kirkland Performing Arts Center show With Roberto the Magnificent, Bill Robison

Oct 26  Mill Creek Gold Creek Church carnival 5:30-8:30

Oct 27 White Center Teen Program Annual Halloween Carnival 3:45 pm stage show

Oct 28 Lake Stevens Gold Creek Church carnival 4-6pm


Nov 25-28, 2018 IAFE convention

Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center San Antonio, Texas


Dec 1  Flying Heritage & Combat Armor Museum

Tanks Giving event, 10am—3pm

Dec. 8 Historic Downtown Chelan noon-5pm

Dec.14 Private event, Coos Bay OR

Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6 am-2 pm One man band and stilt walking


Dec. 28 2pm Graham Library, Graham WA



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Eric Haines lives in  Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist. calendar, picture of rocket man. Original art by Eric Haines, design and graphic copyright Eric Haines 2010.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Thumbnail of picture for Jan. 25th Comedy and Variety show at Secondstory Repertory Theater in Redmond, WA, 9 pm. Hyperlink to the Secondstory Repertory Theater website.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Toy Soldier stilt walker Eric Haines
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