Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Thumbnail of picture for Jan. 25th Comedy and Variety show at Secondstory Repertory Theater in Redmond, WA, 9 pm. Hyperlink to the Secondstory Repertory Theater website.Thumbnail of Dream Big! poster for library shows. Libraries will be sent posters with their information on them. Toy Soldier stilt walker Eric Haines
comedyrocket.comChristmas one man band Eric Haines with Santa Claus
comedyrocket.comHyperlink to Secondstory Repertory Theater, Comedy and Variety show Nov. 5th 2011, with Eric Haines, Louie Foxx, Bill Robison. Presented by Matt Baker. Hyperlink to Dig Into Reading PosterEric Haines Stilt Character Jack Pumpkinhead. Eric Haines one man band
black and white pictureEric Haines as the Yeti
Pictured with Jungle Terry
at IX Indoor Amusement Park, Cleveland, OH
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Eric Haines lives in† Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist.

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All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.
Events in red are Canceled due to COVID-19 Lockdown. 

Jan 18 Ravenna, Mount Baker Community Center 11am 

Feb. 8 6pm City of Algona
Feb 13-18 unavailable

April 8-26 Silver Dollar City Theme Park, Branson MO
Iím on the Gazebo stage for 3 stage shows per day and a little bit of roving one man band.

May 28 5pm ONLINE variety show. Show starts at 5 with three big acts, tickets are seven dollars. Link to the site will be posted here. 

May 31 Evans Variety Show, Seattle

June 23 (Pending, IAM fest at Evergreen State Fairgrounds)

July 3 (Postponed to 2021, Celebrate America, show at 7pm, Freeland Park South Whidbey Island)
July 4 Joint Base Lewis-McChord 
Postponed to August due to COVID-19
July 7 Noon Celebrate Shoreline parks noon concert series
Canceled due to COVID-19

July 8 3:30 pm Kirkland Bright Horizons
July 14 Puyallup Parks
July 16-19  Whidbey Island Fair, Canceled
July 22-26 Lane County Fair, Oregon Canceled due to COVID-19
July 29-Aug 3  Ohio State Fair Canceled

Aug. 7-16  Clark County Fair Canceled due to COVID-19 
Aug 21 possible JBLM Independence Day Celebration

Aug. 26-31 Evergreen State Fair Canceled due to COVID-19 
Sept. 1-7 Evergreen State Fair Canceled due to COVID-19 

Sept 16-21, 23-27 Washington State Fair  
Sept 30-Oct 3 (Possible) Festival in North Dakota

Oct. 2-3 (Possible) Pumpkin Farm in NY
Oct. 7-18  Big Fresno Fair
Oct 24-25 Bishops Pumpkin Farm, Wheatland CA

Nov. 21 The Landing In Renton 5:45-8pm Toy Soldier stilt walking for the big Holiday kick-off. KR

Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6 am-2 pm One man band and stilt walking   

Sept 25-26 (Possible) Festival in Wisconsin


FEB 2021, (Possible) San Antonio stock show and rodeo
Aug. 7-16  Clark County Fair (Pending)


Feb 16 Ravenna , Mount Baker Community Center 11am 
Feb 26 8pm Comedy show, Clearwater Casino, Suquamish, WA

Mar 2 8pm Comedy Show, Pepperjacks, Grand Coulee WA
Mar 9 Math Olympiad show, Shoreline WA

April 9-28 Branson, MO Silver Dollar City 
Iím on the Gazebo stage for 3 stage shows per day and roving one set as one man band.

May 24-27 Unavailable

June 6 4:30 and 7 pm shows, Kirkland Performing Arts Center
June 21-July 2 Unavailable

July 4 Fort Lewis11-3pm 
July 8 Bright Horizons Spring Street 10am
July 11 3 shows for Bright Horizons Bothell 9:30 10:30 11:30
July 16 noon Marysville Parks Summer Childrenís Concerts 
July 16 Bright Horizons Kirkland 3:30 pm
July 17 1:30 San Juan Island library
July 18-21 Whidbey Island Fair 
July 24-29 Ohio State Fair, Columbus Ohio
July 31, Aug.1 Thurston County Fair

Aug. 2-11 Clark County Fair 
Aug. 17 Celebrate Shoreline Festival noon-5pm
Aug. 22-31 Evergreen State Fair 

Sept. 1-2 Evergreen State Fair 
Sept 12 Ocean5 comedy show, Gig Harbor 
Sept. 21 Flying Heritage & Combat Armor Museum 
Tanktoberfest event, noon-6pm
Sept. 28 Auburn Ave Theater 2pm

Oct 2-14 Big Fresno Fair, Fresno CA. Museum stage for 3 sets, and roving for 1 set. 
Oct 19 Evans Variety Show, 2pm, with myself, Mike Norden, and electroswing band Good Company. University Heights Center, Seattle, in the Ballroom upstairs. 
Oct. 20 11amĖ 1:30pm Volunteer Park Trustís 
Halloween Pet Parade, one man band 
Oct 23 Comedy show, Hidden Vine Bistro, Marysville
Oct 24-26 WSFA convention, Spokane, WA
Oct 27 4:30-6:30 Gold  Church Carnival, Lake Stevens Middle School
Oct. 31 1:30pm Bainbridge Island Sakai School
9343 NE Sportsman Club Road

Nov 16 The Landing in Renton, 5-7 Toy Soldier stilt walking
Nov. 28 Thanksgiving

Dec. 1-4 IAFE convention, San Antonio TX
Dec. 6 Pacific Place event, 5-7pm One Man Band and Toy Soldier
Dec. 7 Historic Downtown Chelan noon-5pm
Dec. 8 Everett Public Library 2-4 pm
Dec. 12 Private Event Salem OR 
Dec. 13 Private corporate party, Coos Bay Oregon
Dec 14 3-6pm Kent Station at Sunrise Village stilts and One Man Band
Dec. 15 Nisei Veterans event, Seattle
Dec. 16-24  Seatac Airport 6 am-2 pm One man band and stilt walking   
Dec. 25 Christmas!