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Email curbside@comedyrocket.com and ask for a quote. 

The prices listed here are generally accurate, however they may change slightly if there is a custom package that suits your needs better, a variation in the length of performance, or additional travel fees.  A quick email will answer all those questions. 

Everything offered on this page is at a distance of greater than ten feet from any spectator or customer, and zero contact. 

We are located in Everett, WA.

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Eric Haines lives in† Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist.

 

Hire comedian, one man band, juggler and stilt walker Eric Haines!

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Custom video for a birthday, 
with a background with the personís name and age on it, and a one man band song just for them, with their name in it. $100

2. Custom video for any event, such as Anniversary or Retirement $100

VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT
LIVE BROADCAST

Show is 30 minutes with a 15 minute Q and A after the show. This is perfect for a library show or group that you might do Zoom meetings with. $300 

Short Video entertainment, either as a live chat or as a custom recorded song and message. 3-5 minutes $100


Email curbside@comedyrocket.com and ask for a quote. 

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All options are performed outside. 

1.  One-Man-Band-gram
For Birthday Or Congratulations, 
Standard three songs are:
On the Sunny Side of the Street, 
Yes, Sir, That's My Baby and 
When You're Smiling, 
plus Happy Birthday. 

Other songs are available, however those three go together particularly well. $175

2. Half-Hour Show
which includes one man band, Giuseppe the monkey marionette, and some juggling.  This is the set I perform at fairs, festivals, and the Silver Dollar Theme park in Branson Missouri. $400

3. Around The Block
This is a roving circle around a block. When the lockdown started, I began doing this for free to raise people's spirits in neighborhoods. I still do, in the areas around my neighborhood, but now I'm offering it as a booking, to come to a specific neighborhood on a specific day. This can mean circling a block, circling an apartment or retirement facility, or playing in the parking lot or sidewalk area in front of the buildings. Any place that allows people to see and hear from the building or from a distance of ten feet or more from the performer. 

Basic price points:
$300- 30 minutes
$350- 40 minutes
$400- 60 minutes

The full concert option of a 60 minute show is what I recommend for Retirement Facilities and entire apartment complexes. 

A standard block takes 30 to 40 minutes to circle as a one man band, depending on the size. 

4. Around The Block Stilt Characters. Any of my stilt characters are available for a strolling set around a neighborhood.  They are less expensive than one man band sets. 
40 minute set $300

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TO CONFIRM A PRICE QUOTE, 
AND TO CONFIRM BOOKING. 

All payments are zero contact, using PayPal
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